Best advice you can give an anonymous stranger over the internet?

PLEASE HELP!!!!Best advice you can give an anonymous stranger over the internet?
Keep your pants ON!!!Best advice you can give an anonymous stranger over the internet?
greet people as if you've known them all your life, say good bye to everyone as if you'll never see them again, laugh at anything just to hear yourself laugh and never ever stop loving anyone just because they dont love you back. and don't regret anything in your life that ever made you happy, smile or laugh.
we are not alone
keep a clean head and always carry a lightbulb
um..Something could have freaked her out before you adopted her. Just talk to her, eventually it should calm her down. My cat was like this to me too. But when I 'talked' to her, she calmed down and then we figured out what was her problem...Oh and Don't listen to 'Cindy L.'. Shes a cat hater, and cats are gentle. CATS ARE SMART, AND THEY A VERY HARD TO TRAIN BECAUSE THEY DON'T SERVE HUMANS LIKE SERVANTS, THEY HAVE THEY'RE OWN PRIORITY OF WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO. [Oh and dogs are OK as long as they aren't killing dogs.^ ^ '']
Just say no.
remember to wipe after you rinse your mouth.
Don't Jump.
lie to women as much as you possibly can!!!
PRAY
first of all don't give your real name, address or phone number to anyone that you don't know. Be careful who you chat with because you don't know what kind of person you are chating with.
Don't take any wooden nickels!!!!!!!!!!
Smile, it won't hurt, you will not crack your face
dont step on his toes until you have walked a mile in his shoes.
Wash your hands and use one of those plastic keyboard protectors. And throw those old pizza boxes away already!
EASY DOES IT!
Don't eat blackened meat or fish on a date. I did this and got choked on the pepper. I turned myself inside out coughing and gagging, not a pretty sight.
swallow
shes fat, ugly, probably has herpes... infact shes a man...... stop chatting to her..... thats really not her picture.